21 Gym Motivation Quotes: Gyming Sayings About Fitness & Exercise

I would like to share 21 most funny quotes about gym, fitness, workout & exercise. hope you will motivate from this most inspiring gym quotes.

Funny Gym Motivation Quotes & Sayings

• “Excuses don’t kill the fat, exercises do.”

• “Lifting and eating my two favourite things in life.”

• “When I feel like exercising I just lie down until the feeling goes away.”

• “I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.”

• “I must go. My gym needs me.”

• “I will never breakup with my gym. We just seem to workout.”

• “God must love calories because he made so many.”

• “Take the admission to the gym to avoid the admission to the hospital.”

• “I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell.”

Inspirational Quotes About Fitness Goal

• “The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back.”

• “That’s not sweat on your face it’s fat crying.”

• “Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”

• “Fitness-If it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.”

• “Before you worry about the beauty of your body, worry about the health of your body.”

• “People say that losing weight is no walk in the park. When I hear that I think, yeah, that’s the problem.”

• “Some men’s chests are more butt like than some women’s butts.”

Great Exercise & Workout Quotes About Gyming

• “To lose weight, spend time at the gym. To appear like you’ve lost weight, spend time with people who are bigger than you.”

• “My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.”

• “Are you fat and ugly? Join our gym and just be ugly!”

• “Everyone thinks that a woman’s dream is to find the perfect man. They’re wrong because a woman’s only dream is to eat a lot without getting fat.”

• “I hate it when you open the fridge and can’t find what you were looking for. Like happiness and perfect abs.”